CHAT-UP LINES

• 'Tell me about yourself- your struggles, your dreams, your phone number.'
• 'Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?'
• 'I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?'

CHAT-UP LINES: EXTRA CHEESY

• Are those pants from outer space? 'Cause that ass is out of the world.
• Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you have fine written all over you.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
• Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.
• If i could re-arrange the alphabets, I'd put U and I together.
• Is it hot in here or is it just you?
• Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are da bomb!
• Is your name Gillette? You're the best a man can get.
• You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.
• I just lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into a cheap motel room.

CHAT-UP LINES: PUT DOWNS

• Man: 'Hey, baby, what's your sign?' Woman: 'Do not enter.'
• Man: 'Hey, c'mon, we're both at this bar for the same reason.' Woman:'Let's pick up some chicks!'
• Man: 'So what do you do for a living?' Woman:' I'm a female impersonator.'
• Man: 'Your place or mine?' Woman: 'Both. You go to yours and i'll go to mine.'
• Man: 'I know how to please a woman.' Woman: 'Good, i guess that means that you'll leave me alone.'
• Man: 'Is this seat empty?' Woman: 'Yes, and so will mine if you sit down.'
• Man: 'I'd really like to get into your pants.' Woman: 'No thanks. There's already one arsehole in there.'

have you hugged the trees today?[:

♥ Why did you pick a tune when I'm not in the mood?

loving being sixteen.


nike dunks
Philips Salon Geometricks 10in1
lava lamp
soccer ball
a trip to disneyland!
bedroom slippers
earring rack
havainas
bronze slippers from holland s.c
a new house(soon!)
hot bod
MY own mini cooper
handphone. yep, still waiting for one.
MY own credit card
mac laptop

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